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wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Surrogates

Their brains were liquefied in their skulls. Really? I might have given this a higher score but having read the graphic novel, I can't forgive the shoddy treatment of the source material, substituting cliche and melodrama in place of original and nuanced writing, and generic sci-fi visuals in place of a gritty, noirish atmosphere.

1 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Southland Tales

An inane storyline, bad exposition-through-narration, annoying characters. Sophomoric in every sense of the word. And yet the spectacle kept me mostly entertained.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Pizzeria Kamikaze

Somewhat interesting premise; bland, uneven execution.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Walk Hard: American Cox, the Unbearably Long, Self-Indulgent Director's Cut

While the first half is filled with some good laughs, the second half goes off the rails--and not in a funny way.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Teeth

There's a strange charm to some of the early scenes but the campy horror is neither very funny nor horrifying.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Stranger Than Fiction (2)

Run-of-the-mill postmodern comedy. Go rent Adaptation again instead.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about The Science of Sleep

Michel Gondry's undeniable talent seems better suited to his music videos than his feature films. Dreams have often fascinated me, in life and in films, but The Science of Sleep seems to lack any dream-like qualities at all. It only delivers more of that same eye candy we've come to expect from the director, at the expense of story, characterization and atmosphere.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about The Visitor

Filled with contrivances, cliches, and one-dimensional characters.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Sweeney Todd

See one scene of this movie and you've seen them all. One-note performances from all involved. Then again I'm not one for this kind of music.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Narc

Run-of-the-mill cop drama.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Somewhat fun, but very dumb. The CGI ants and monkeys don't help.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Burn After Reading

Almost a parody of a Coen brothers movie, and an unfunny one at that.

2 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Zombieland

Fuck this clown.

3 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

I didn't think a dance marathon could be the stuff of melodrama. And maybe a dance marathon shouldn't be.

3 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Tell No One

Confidently crafted opening gives way to increasingly contrived situations.

3 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Worth seeing for Hoffman's performance, but the writing is amateurish at best.

3 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Atonement

Though the first part of the movie is promising, it's ultimately a contrived and tedious affair. It also relies too much on the ever-present score, performed by orchestra, piano, and typewriter.

3 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Rocket Science

Aims at being a more realistic high school comedy, but the plot feels contrived nevertheless. Reece Thompson gives an endearing performance as the stuttering Hal Hefner. Maybe because of this, I wanted to like the movie more than I did. It also felt drawn out at an hour and 40 minutes.

4 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Fixer

Mildly entertaining.

4 stars

wolfnotes wolfnotes wrote about Forgetting Sarah Marshall

The broad comedy doesn't always work, but it more often than not elicits a laugh, with charming performances by most everyone involved. Interest peters out in the last act however (no pun intended), and the full on dracula puppet musical is self-indulgent and not very funny.

4 stars

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